Things that I don’t get – Part I

Why coffee companies in general do not package with ziploc packaging. If there was a company who did this and their coffee sucked cheese, I’d buy it and use it for the sheer convenience. I can always add flavor to the coffee, I can’t always find a ziploc bag to dump it in.

Why there is always some damn lone bird trying to fly against the wind in tropical storm force winds. I’m all for doing your own thing… but theres a point that you begin to look like an ass and not a bird. Piece of advice that holds true for people and birds: If NONE your friends aren’t doing it, there’s probably a reason why.

Why marketers think email spam works. Look, let’s be realistic! We ALL have junk mail or spam filters. Your shit rarely gets through to us. And to go a step further, way to hit your target markets! I was born with breasts – I have no need to make my manhood longer or thicker or have Wondercum; I won’t EVER use cialis, in fact, women shouldn’t even actually touch it; and I have no need for viagra. I don’t own a home and let me tell you… I know when the last time I filled out a refinancing application for my house… NEVER. And furthermore, damn you for text emails with no unsubscribe link. I took the time to open all my spam over a period of three days; at that point they were all html, and all had unsubscribe links. It worked. Then two days later, I started getting more, but with different types of subjects. So I opened them, and damn it if they weren’t text without unsubscribe options. So you know what… screw you all, anything that is deemed junk by my email client is immediately put in the trash… I don’t even see your stupid advertisements…. HAHAHA.

On this last point: I did open a spam yesterday titled: a family member sent you an ecard and the sender was “bluemountain.com” I have gotten ecards from my family in the past and very recently, there has been a big event which would warrant a card being sent… SO…. HATS OFF to the asshole who spoofed the bluemountain thing… I still don’t need viagra but an ecard was a lovely thought!

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